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HEAVY METAL HEDONIST ALL GENDER T-SHIRT

HEAVY METAL HEDONIST ALL GENDER T-SHIRT

Regular price $55.00 CAD
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Choose FUNK MACHINE'S HEAVY METAL HEDONIST line-up of streetwear, accessories and decks and ROCK a MONSTROUSLY FUN design inspired by the other worldly riffs, rumbles, roars, wails, fuzzes, gurgles, fantasies and Falsettos live and direct from the HEAVIEST of METAL ENTITIES and ARTISTS over the decades. 

Check out the HEAVY METAL MADNESS that PUMPS through FUNK MACHINE'S veins, trucks and wheels on our "HEAVY METAL HEDONIST" playlist. It is available for FREE to APPLE MUSIC SUBSCRIBERS. WARNING: SOME SONGS MAY CONTAIN PROFANITY, DRUG REFERENCE, MATURE THEMES AND EXPLICIT LYRICS.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! 

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
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