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FUNK MACHINE GRIND HOUSE - HALLOWEEN 2024

  • FUNK MACHINE GRIND HOUSE  9-3/4" EGG SHAPE SK8 DECK

    FUNK MACHINE GRIND HOUSE 9-3/4" EGG SHAPE SK8 DECK

    FUNK MACHINE GRIND HOUSE 9-3/4" EGG SHAPE SK8 DECK

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  • FUNK MACHINE GRIND HOUSE 7-1/2" POPSICLE SK8 DECK

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EXPLORE OUR AUTUMN 2024 DROP

  • Your collection's name

  • SK8 THE SCENE LIKE A FUNK MACHINE

    Choose this print to let everyone know what your mantra and mission... 

    SK8 THE SCENE LIKE A FUNK MACHINE

  • SLAY THE CONCRETE COSMOS

    The CONCRETE COSMOS is our designation for ANYWHERE and EVERYWHERE that you... 

    SLAY THE CONCRETE COSMOS

  • SKA SKATER

    This one is for all you PUNKS, TEDS, NATTY DREDS... and all... 

    SKA SKATER

  • ALWAYS SKANKIN' AND SKATEBOARDIN'

    Show the whole world your unbridled enthusiasm for SKA, REGGAE AND ROCK-STEADY... 

    ALWAYS SKANKIN' AND SKATEBOARDIN'

  • STREET SLAYER

    FUNK MACHINE'S STREET SLAYER KIT is for those who EAT, SLEEP and... 

    STREET SLAYER

  • GRATEFUL SHRED HEAD

    At FUNK MACHINE our only care is to keep on "TRUCKIN'" from... 

    GRATEFUL SHRED HEAD

  • GRATEFUL SHRED HEAD (BLACK)

    At FUNK MACHINE our only care is to keep on "TRUCKIN'" from... 

    GRATEFUL SHRED HEAD (BLACK)

  • FUNK MACHINE STEEZY RIDER (BLACK)

    This collection of streetwear and accessories is a SHOUT OUT to DENIS... 

    FUNK MACHINE STEEZY RIDER (BLACK)

  • FUNK MACHINE STEEZY RIDER (WHITE)

    This collection of streetwear and accessories is a SHOUT OUT to DENIS... 

    FUNK MACHINE STEEZY RIDER (WHITE)

  • FUNK MACHINE MONUMENTAL (AQUA)

    Go BIG and represent EXTRA LARGE with FUNK MACHINE SKATEBOARDS' MONUMENTAL series... 

    FUNK MACHINE MONUMENTAL (AQUA)

  • FUNK MACHINE MONUMENTAL (PINK)

    Go BIG and represent EXTRA LARGE with FUNK MACHINE SKATEBOARDS' MONUMENTAL series... 

    FUNK MACHINE MONUMENTAL (PINK)

  • FUNK MACHINE MONUMENTAL (RED)

    Go BIG and represent EXTRA LARGE with FUNK MACHINE SKATEBOARDS' MONUMENTAL series... 

    FUNK MACHINE MONUMENTAL (RED)

  • SK8 BETTIES SK8 BEST

    FUNK MACHINE'S SK8 BETTIES SK8 BEST line of streetwear and accessories is... 

    SK8 BETTIES SK8 BEST

  • FUNK MACHINE GIRLS RULE

    Throughout the past decades, GIRLS have struggled to establish their voice and... 

    FUNK MACHINE GIRLS RULE

  • FUNK MACHINE GIRL POWERED PERFORMANCE AND HANDLING

    HONOUR all the skateboarding GUSTO garnered by GUTSY GIRLS the world over... 

    FUNK MACHINE GIRL POWERED PERFORMANCE AND HANDLING

  • FUNK MACHINE WE ARE LEGION! (SK8 BETTY)

    Choose this one because you know that the amazing energy that drives... 

    FUNK MACHINE WE ARE LEGION! (SK8 BETTY)

  • FUNK MACHINE WE ARE LEGION!

    Choose this one because you know that the amazing energy that drives... 

    FUNK MACHINE WE ARE LEGION!

  • THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE

    Choose FUNK MACHINE'S "THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE" streetwear and accessoriesĀ  and... 

    THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE

  • SKATEBOARDING IS FOR LOVERS

    Brandish this line ofĀ  FUNK MACHINE streetwear and accessories because we SKATERS... 

    SKATEBOARDING IS FOR LOVERS

  • LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL

    ROCK this line of FUNK MACHINE streetwear and accessories to LET THE... 

    LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL

  • FUNK MACHINE RIDE WITH PRIDE!

    Choose FUNK MACHINE'S RIDE WITH PRIDE! line of streetwear, skateboards and accessories... 

    FUNK MACHINE RIDE WITH PRIDE!

  • BICYCLE WIZARD (BMX)

    When we're not slayin' it on our skateboards at FUNK MACHINE...we're rippin'... 

    BICYCLE WIZARD (BMX)

  • BICYCLE WIZARD (DOWNHILL MTB)

    When we're not slayin' it on our skateboards at FUNK MACHINE...we're rippin'... 

    BICYCLE WIZARD (DOWNHILL MTB)

  • IRRESPONSIBLE SKATEBOARDING MADE EASY

    CHOOSE this staff favourite to let the WHOLE WIDE WORLD know that... 

    IRRESPONSIBLE SKATEBOARDING MADE EASY

  • POSSESSED TO SKATE (RED)

    Choose this FUNK MACHINE print to let everyone know that there is... 

    POSSESSED TO SKATE (RED)

  • POSSESSED TO SKATE (WHITE)

    Choose this FUNK MACHINE print to let everyone know that there is... 

    POSSESSED TO SKATE (WHITE)

  • INSANE ON THE URETHANE

    FUNK MACHINE'S "INSANE ON THE URETHANE" line of streetwear and accessories is... 

    INSANE ON THE URETHANE

  • SK8 & DESTROY!

    Choose this collection of FUNK MACHINE streetwear, accessories and skateboards to let... 

    SK8 & DESTROY!

  • FUNK MACHINE GRIND HOUSE PATCH

    Choose our limited edition GRIND HOUSE STREETWEAR, ACCESSORIES AND DECKS for HALLOWEEN... 

    FUNK MACHINE GRIND HOUSE PATCH

  • FUNK MACHINE FROM BEYOND (PINK)

    BROADCAST a TRANSMISSION from HIDDEN REALITIES and STRANGE LANDSCAPES when you choose... 

    FUNK MACHINE FROM BEYOND (PINK)

  • FUNK MACHINE FROM BEYOND (PURPLE)

    BROADCAST a TRANSMISSION from HIDDEN REALITIES and STRANGE LANDSCAPES when you choose... 

    FUNK MACHINE FROM BEYOND (PURPLE)

  • FUNK MACHINE FROM BEYOND (RED)

    BROADCAST a TRANSMISSION FROM HIDDEN REALITIES and STRANGE LANDSCAPES when you choose... 

    FUNK MACHINE FROM BEYOND (RED)

  • SKATEBOARDING MADE ME DO IT!

    Never again feel the need to explain any ill advised conduct, maneuver... 

    SKATEBOARDING MADE ME DO IT!

  • RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

    Our "RESISTANCE IS FUTILE" lineup of streetwear and accessories is tailored for... 

    RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

  • Your collection's name

  • EAT, SLEEP, SK8 HEAVY METAL

    Choose this FUNK MACHINE line of streetwear, accessories and decks to let... 

    EAT, SLEEP, SK8 HEAVY METAL

  • WE SOLD OUR SOULS FOR ROCK 'N' ROLLS

    FUNK MACHINE'S "WE SOLD OUR SOULS FOR ROCK 'N' ROLLS" is a... 

    WE SOLD OUR SOULS FOR ROCK 'N' ROLLS

  • HEAVY METAL HEDONIST

    Choose FUNK MACHINE'S HEAVY METAL HEDONIST line-up of streetwear, accessories and decks... 

    HEAVY METAL HEDONIST

  • SPEED FREAK

    FUNK MACHINE'S SPEED FREAK collection of streetwear and accessories is a heart... 

    SPEED FREAK

  • $UPPORT YOUR LOCAL $KATEBOARDER

    We here at FUNK MACHINE know all too well that it can... 

    $UPPORT YOUR LOCAL $KATEBOARDER

  • MAKE SKATEBOARDS NOT WAR

    Choose FUNK MACHINE'S MAKE SKATEBOARDS NOT WAR line of streetwear and accessories... 

    MAKE SKATEBOARDS NOT WAR

  • SHRED 'TIL YER DEAD

    Brandish our "SHRED 'TIL YER DEAD" line of streetwear and accessories and... 

    SHRED 'TIL YER DEAD

  • SAVE OUR PLANET RIDE A SKATEBOARD

    Choose FUNK MACHINE'S "SAVE OUR PLANET RIDE A SKATEBOARD!" line of streetwear... 

    SAVE OUR PLANET RIDE A SKATEBOARD

  • FUNK MACHINE BASE CAMP PATCH (BANFF)

    FUNK MACHINE'S BASE CAMP collection of streetwear and accessories is a MAD... 

    FUNK MACHINE BASE CAMP PATCH (BANFF)

  • FUNK MACHINE BASE CAMP PATCH (CALGARY)

    FUNK MACHINE'S BASE CAMP collection of streetwear and accessories is a MAD... 

    FUNK MACHINE BASE CAMP PATCH (CALGARY)

  • FUNK MACHINE BASE CAMP PATCH (FERNIE)

    FUNK MACHINE'S BASE CAMP collection of streetwear and accessories is a MAD... 

    FUNK MACHINE BASE CAMP PATCH (FERNIE)

  • FUNK MACHINE BASE CAMP PATCH (NELSON)

    FUNK MACHINE'S BASE CAMP collection of streetwear and accessories is a MAD... 

    FUNK MACHINE BASE CAMP PATCH (NELSON)

  • FUNK MACHINE BASE CAMP PATCH (OSHAWA)

    FUNK MACHINE'S BASE CAMP collection of streetwear and accessories is a MAD... 

    FUNK MACHINE BASE CAMP PATCH (OSHAWA)

  • FUNK MACHINE BASE CAMP PATCH (TORONTO)

    FUNK MACHINE'S BASE CAMP collection of streetwear and accessories is a MAD... 

    FUNK MACHINE BASE CAMP PATCH (TORONTO)

  • FUNK MACHINE BASE CAMP PATCH (VANCOUVER)

    FUNK MACHINE'S BASE CAMP collection of streetwear and accessories is a MAD... 

    FUNK MACHINE BASE CAMP PATCH (VANCOUVER)

  • FUNK MACHINE BASE CAMP PATCH (VICTORIA)

    FUNK MACHINE'S BASE CAMP collection of streetwear and accessories is a MAD... 

    FUNK MACHINE BASE CAMP PATCH (VICTORIA)

  • VISIONARY

    Funk Machine Skateboards' VISIONARY line of streetwear and accessories takes its cues... 

    VISIONARY

  • FUNK MACHINE CHAMPION BRAND PACKABLE JACKET (PINK EMBROIDERY)

    Stay comfy while looking cool wearing FUNK MACHINE'S CHAMPION BRAND PACKABLE JACKET.... 

    FUNK MACHINE CHAMPION BRAND PACKABLE JACKET (PINK EMBROIDERY)

  • FUNK MACHINE CHAMPION BRAND PACKABLE JACKET (BLACK EMBROIDERY)

    Stay comfy while looking cool wearing FUNK MACHINE'S CHAMPION BRAND PACKABLE JACKET.... 

    FUNK MACHINE CHAMPION BRAND PACKABLE JACKET (BLACK EMBROIDERY)

  • FUNK MACHINE CHAMPION BRAND PACKABLE JACKET (GREY EMBROIDERY)

    Stay comfy while looking cool wearing FUNK MACHINE'S CHAMPION BRAND PACKABLE JACKET.... 

    FUNK MACHINE CHAMPION BRAND PACKABLE JACKET (GREY EMBROIDERY)

  • FUNK MACHINE CHAMPION BRAND PACKABLE JACKET (ORANGE EMBROIDERY)

    Stay comfy while looking cool wearing FUNK MACHINE'S CHAMPION BRAND PACKABLE JACKET.... 

    FUNK MACHINE CHAMPION BRAND PACKABLE JACKET (ORANGE EMBROIDERY)

  • FUNK MACHINE CHAMPION BRAND PACKABLE JACKET (BLUE EMBROIDERY)

    Stay comfy while looking cool wearing FUNK MACHINE'S CHAMPION BRAND PACKABLE JACKET.... 

    FUNK MACHINE CHAMPION BRAND PACKABLE JACKET (BLUE EMBROIDERY)

  • FUNK MACHINE CHAMPION BRAND PACKABLE JACKET (RED EMBROIDERY)

    Stay comfy while looking cool wearing FUNK MACHINE'S CHAMPION BRAND PACKABLE JACKET.... 

    FUNK MACHINE CHAMPION BRAND PACKABLE JACKET (RED EMBROIDERY)

  • FUNK MACHINE CHAMPION BRAND PACKABLE JACKET (WHITE EMBROIDERY)

    Stay comfy while looking cool wearing FUNK MACHINE'S CHAMPION BRAND PACKABLE JACKET.... 

    FUNK MACHINE CHAMPION BRAND PACKABLE JACKET (WHITE EMBROIDERY)

  • FUNK MACHINE FEVER BEANIE (BLACK EMBROIDERY)

    Play it COOL while staying warm in the SNUG COMFORT and FORM... 

    FUNK MACHINE FEVER BEANIE (BLACK EMBROIDERY)

  • FUNK MACHINE FEVER BEANIE (BLUE EMBROIDERY)

    Play it COOL while staying warm in the SNUG COMFORT and FORM... 

    FUNK MACHINE FEVER BEANIE (BLUE EMBROIDERY)

  • FUNK MACHINE FEVER BEANIE (GREY EMBROIDERY)

    Play it COOL while staying warm in the SNUG COMFORT and FORM... 

    FUNK MACHINE FEVER BEANIE (GREY EMBROIDERY)

  • FUNK MACHINE FEVER BEANIE (ORANGE EMBROIDERY)

    Play it COOL while staying warm in the SNUG COMFORT and FORM... 

    FUNK MACHINE FEVER BEANIE (ORANGE EMBROIDERY)

  • FUNK MACHINE FEVER BEANIE (PINK EMBROIDERY)

    Play it COOL while staying warm in the SNUG COMFORT and FORM... 

    FUNK MACHINE FEVER BEANIE (PINK EMBROIDERY)

  • SHRED HEAD SNAPBACK HAT (BLACK EMBROIDERY)

    DESTROY EVERYTHING with the serious styles of FUNK MACHINE'S SHRED HEAD SNAPBACK... 

    SHRED HEAD SNAPBACK HAT (BLACK EMBROIDERY)

  • SHRED HEAD SNAPBACK HAT (BLUE EMBROIDERY)

    DESTROY EVERYTHING with the serious styles of FUNK MACHINE'S SHRED HEAD SNAPBACK... 

    SHRED HEAD SNAPBACK HAT (BLUE EMBROIDERY)

  • SHRED HEAD SNAPBACK HAT (GREY EMBROIDERY)

    DESTROY EVERYTHING with the serious styles of FUNK MACHINE'S SHRED HEAD SNAPBACK... 

    SHRED HEAD SNAPBACK HAT (GREY EMBROIDERY)

  • SHRED HEAD SNAPBACK HAT (ORANGE EMBROIDERY)

    DESTROY EVERYTHING with the serious styles of FUNK MACHINE'S SHRED HEAD SNAPBACK... 

    SHRED HEAD SNAPBACK HAT (ORANGE EMBROIDERY)

  • SHRED HEAD SNAPBACK HAT (PINK EMBROIDERY)

    DESTROY EVERYTHING with the serious styles of FUNK MACHINE'S SHRED HEAD SNAPBACK... 

    SHRED HEAD SNAPBACK HAT (PINK EMBROIDERY)

  • SHRED HEAD SNAPBACK HAT (RED EMBROIDERY)

    DESTROY EVERYTHING with the serious styles of FUNK MACHINE'S SHRED HEAD SNAPBACK... 

    SHRED HEAD SNAPBACK HAT (RED EMBROIDERY)

  • SHRED HEAD SNAPBACK HAT (WHITE EMBROIDERY)

    DESTROY EVERYTHING with the serious styles of FUNK MACHINE'S SHRED HEAD SNAPBACK... 

    SHRED HEAD SNAPBACK HAT (WHITE EMBROIDERY)

  • MEN'S CLASSIC FIT T-SHIRTS

    Our unisex classic fit t-shirt will help land you more tricks... and... 

    MEN'S CLASSIC FIT T-SHIRTS

  • WOMEN'S CLASSIC FIT T-SHIRTS

    Funk Machine's women's classic fit t-shirt is pre-shrunk and crafted to always... 

    WOMEN'S CLASSIC FIT T-SHIRTS

  • T-SHIRTS

    This t-shirt is super comfortable, constructed to survive hard slams and totally... 

    T-SHIRTS

  • HOODIES

    Stay warm, feel vibrant and look HOT throughout the winter months wearing... 

    HOODIES

  • JACKETS

    Stay comfy while looking cool no matter what MOTHER NATURE THROWS AT... 

    JACKETS

  • FUNK MACHINE FEVER BEANIE

    Play it COOL while staying warm in the SNUG COMFORT and FORM... 

    FUNK MACHINE FEVER BEANIE

  • KEEP ON TRUCKIN' HATS

    YOU will always be able to "deliver the goods" at the skatepark... 

    KEEP ON TRUCKIN' HATS

  • SHRED HEAD SNAPBACK HAT

    DESTROY EVERYTHING with the serious styles of FUNK MACHINE'S SHRED HEAD SNAPBACK... 

    SHRED HEAD SNAPBACK HAT

  • BAGS

    Roll with all your skate essentials... magazines, wax, grip tape, a couple... 

    BAGS

  • CAMELBAK HYDRATION BOTTLES

    Fuel your unquenchable thirst for skateboarding glory with FUNK MACHINE'SĀ  CAMELBAK BRAND... 

    CAMELBAK HYDRATION BOTTLES

  • HARDCOVER BOUND WRITER'S NOTEBOOKS

    Whether you are sketching out a new sk8 deck design or cataloguing... 

    HARDCOVER BOUND WRITER'S NOTEBOOKS

  • VINYL STICKERS

    These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes... 

    VINYL STICKERS

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OUR MISSION is to design and produce innovative, unique and high quality streetwear, decks and accessories in an environmentally conscious manner. WE SEEK to serve a diverse, inclusive and passionate skateboarding community that is determined to flourish artistically, athletically, emotionally and intellectually shredding up all the streets, parks and sk8 spots of the CONCRETE COSMOS.

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